"Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
— George Carlin (via animalsandmonsters)
(via orderofshadows)
A man entered a pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Taking Back Sunday - You Got Me
(Source: apocalypse-eyes)
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(Source: shelfassbrah, via rebuilt-and-remanufactured)
It really looks like you’re better off without me anyway.
You obviously know nothing.
(Source: codybenecasa)
(Source: paradoxon138, via youngloudandalyssa)
(Source: laapaix, via youngloudandalyssa)
(Source: tiny-pants-goon, via rebuilt-and-remanufactured)
